Ode To Larry, The Cable Guy

Dearest Larry whats-your-name-here, And Darlin' Kim,


Larry,I do not know if you just have bad timing. I do not know how Kims cable is leaking but OK..Dearest Darlin' Larry I still do not regret screaming in Kims ear at you.

And DEAREST DARLIN' Kim....Yes, I know you laugh at me,oh how you giggle. But lovely Kim, Please do remember...It was YOUR house that is against FAA regulations. It is YOUR HOUSE Larry demanded access too.

Oh sweet Kim, if Larry comes back, please do find out more about 'leaking cable lines'...because I am still SIMPLY DYING TO KNOW if its an oil leak. Or maybe anti-freeze....? And that whole thing he said about being 'acquainted with the Secret Service'....?...Let us know what thats all about too...OK?

And Dearest Larry if you show up at my house, my ghetto nieghborhood children will beat your ass for 5 bucks each.I got 45 to spend.

With Love, or in Kims case, confused lust,

Christy
Below the 45th parrelell and DAMN PROUD OF IT!