Damning Evidence
Meet Shadow.
One of the unemployed mouths to feed around here.
Because of this picture, taken almost two weeks ago, I can now CONFIRM that SOMEONE in my house has shaved the whiskers off of ALL THREE kittens. This has led to some very ugly balance incidents and will be investigated thouroughly.
Suspect # 1) A 6 year old, unemployed with a lisp. Black Hair, scrawny chicken legs. Has been known to be fascinated by scissors.
Suspect # 2) A 4 year old with a history of feline abuse. Is involved with an ongoing dispute with the Momma Cat that has resulted in skin and bloodloss as recently as this morning. Also unemployed and should be considered dangerous. Is under heavy ongoing surveilence.
Will update as the investigation continues.....
UPDATED SUSPECT LIST:
Suspect #3) Tech Guy..31 year old male, one tattoo. Has a KNOWN history of threatening said kittens with canine type of retribution, and general threats to their well being. REFUSES to clean litter box OR feed and water them. (ok he gave them fresh water ONCE) Will try to trick people into thinking he cuddles them when no one is looking. His known hostility toward the said feline victims is both disturbing and typical.
Still developing....
3 Comments:
Now that is not as bad as putting them in the clothes dryer and turning the bloody thing on, Hahahaha
omg i dont even want to know..do i??
How cruel this world is..
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