Message to Christy from Kev

Rossi,.
Look out! Christy has gone undercover --- she is now Michael. I thought he rowed the boat ashore, hallelujah, but I could be wrong.( Please God don't let it be the OTHER ( Moonwalking ) Michael ). Michael asked if he had a subject, well he had a subject, a verb, and a predicate. Not to mention a whimsical Clause. Now I would expect the queen of the world to have a subject, nay --- many subjects, all ready to do her bidding. I was going to send Christy some advice, Namely 1. If her Darling comes home from Hospital in bandages, to check the following ----(a) If bandages are wrapped vertically on head --- return to hospital, give back lateral struts, demand neck back !. (b) If bandages are wrapped horizontally, ----- put sign on chest and back to read in big letters " I'M CHRISTIAN - DON'T SHOOT" This little subterfuge will trick the powers that be into thinking he's not a tear a wrist. You must tell Ch.... Michael that he ( He with whom she is sleeping ), had better lose the soup strainer- dead give away!. Likely to get you held up for days at Aerodromes. Beards will lose you for years, like Charlie on the M.T.A.

Next point, John Howard ( middle name Winston - he was deranged periodically also ) , does not have impaired vision. He is blind!. How can he see anything when he is severely impacted into 'W''s fundamental orifice. He is affectionately known in the (American ) Departments of State and Defence as "Bonsai". ( Little Bush ). Please tell Ch.... Michael that he ( W Jnr ) doesn't need any oil shares- he has been instrumental in screwing the East Timorese for squillions of dollars worth of Oil and Gas over the next umpteen generations. Most of that stuff we are going to sell to our second-best-friends in China, over the next fifty years or so, so we can be pals and allies with the local bullies on the block.

Last point. Has the person bearing the tattoo which some deviant lady wants to lick, come home yet ?. Is he safe in wind, limb and mind ? How did the operation go? Will the answers to all these be revealed in the next episode of "When a girl marries" ? Listen to the same station, same time, same spot on the dial.

Tell Ch...... Michael that we will have to stop meeting like this.

If Ch.... Michael is in deep cover- and following the alphabet, will she be Norman to-morrow ?. Can I be Crystal ? and wear mascara ? and a tu-tu ( oh well, at my size a three-three ) ? Puhleease ?. Oh come on !.
Love and Big Sloppy Kisses
Kev.