Oh My God It IS True!!!!

Scientists have

linked shoe size

to ..you know.

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By MEL HUNTER

NOW we’re not pulling your leg lads — but girls CAN tell the size of your willy just by looking at your feet.

In a giant step for manhood, sorry mankind, scientists confirm the old wives’ theory that a bloke’s foot size is directly related to that of his todger.

And the Moscow University team has even come up with a formula to help ladies size up a potential partner at a glance: willy size = foot length in centimetres + 5, divided by 2.

So a British size six, which is 24.8cms, means the fella’s old fella measures 14.9cms, or a shade under six inches.

And a lad who stomps around in size 12s will have a healthy 16.8cms or 6.72inches — surely enough to satisfy the most demanding old boot.

The theory is based on research on thousands of men. But don’t panic boys, if your willy lacks welly.

You could always pop out and buy a pair of of winklepickers.


SUN Sex Writer Kate Taylor says the boffins have hit the toe-nail on the head.
But she says: “I now fear for the prospects of tiny-tootsied men. There’s only one answer — join a circus. Because if there’s one group of men laughing today, it’s clowns.”

-- Ummmm... in American sizes Tech Guy wears a size 12 1/2 .. Huge feet. I even have to ask Wal Mart to order a larger size .

Ummm, Tech Guy, I love your big, big...feet.

Now...Can you please pick your big ass shoes up off of my floor ?

I trip on those damn boats every time. Gonna kill somebody like that.--