On a personal note... Dear Israel.
Damn. Amigo... you are in one hell of a situation.
Huh..?
Well, here is some advice from a true blooded American Citizen.
Do as georgie is doing and try negotiating with your 'terrorist' problem. I mean after all, they just bought the house next door. And they already have a SERIOUS issue with your property fence line.
You know, the exact same reason the REST of the neighborhood wants you to die.
I would say I give a shit, except considering how many 3 year olds you 'accidently' snipe at their dinner tables, and how many human shields you run down with bulldozers, oh, and the way yall keep 'accidently' emptying entire clips from automatic weapons into the chests of terrified, unarmed 13 year old girls...
I think I will pass on that whole taking sides thing. Yeah, I know. Hitler! Hitler!
I was kinda holding out for a hero to believe in, instead.
Anyways, here is some more unsolicited advice. When you are surrounded and outnumbered by enemies on all sides who want you dead. Giving them MORE reason to despise you is a stupid policy that will likely result in your demise.
You wanted it cause the bible told you so. Well, you got it. If you continue to have these problems... Seek Jesus, cause frankly, it is not about MY freedom.. my neighbors freedom.. nor my childrens.
I will teach all 5 of my kids, that it is there, but by the grace of God, they were not born a Palestinian. Or a Jew.
Amen.
Oh, and never buy 'secret documents' from known agents of your country. Seems yall have a forgery ring going there somewhere. You might wanna check into that... We are. My children will too, just to be sure.
Good luck with your new nieghbors.
You'll need it.
Friend.
Huh..?
Well, here is some advice from a true blooded American Citizen.
Do as georgie is doing and try negotiating with your 'terrorist' problem. I mean after all, they just bought the house next door. And they already have a SERIOUS issue with your property fence line.
You know, the exact same reason the REST of the neighborhood wants you to die.
I would say I give a shit, except considering how many 3 year olds you 'accidently' snipe at their dinner tables, and how many human shields you run down with bulldozers, oh, and the way yall keep 'accidently' emptying entire clips from automatic weapons into the chests of terrified, unarmed 13 year old girls...
I think I will pass on that whole taking sides thing. Yeah, I know. Hitler! Hitler!
I was kinda holding out for a hero to believe in, instead.
Anyways, here is some more unsolicited advice. When you are surrounded and outnumbered by enemies on all sides who want you dead. Giving them MORE reason to despise you is a stupid policy that will likely result in your demise.
You wanted it cause the bible told you so. Well, you got it. If you continue to have these problems... Seek Jesus, cause frankly, it is not about MY freedom.. my neighbors freedom.. nor my childrens.
I will teach all 5 of my kids, that it is there, but by the grace of God, they were not born a Palestinian. Or a Jew.
Amen.
Oh, and never buy 'secret documents' from known agents of your country. Seems yall have a forgery ring going there somewhere. You might wanna check into that... We are. My children will too, just to be sure.
Good luck with your new nieghbors.
You'll need it.
Friend.
posted by Christy at 5:06 PM
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