Subject: Medical Break Through

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PHARMACOLOGY
>
> In Pharmacology all drugs have two names..a trade name and a generic
> name.
>
> For example the trade name of Tylenol is Acetaminophen. Aleve is
> known as naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin and Advil is ibuprofen
>
> The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
> After consideration by a team of government experts it recently announced
> it had settled
> on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin,
> mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix and of course ibepokin.
>
>
> Pfizer Corp is making an announcement shortly that Viagra will soon
> be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a
> power beverage , suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's ad campaign claims
> it
> will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
>
> Obviously, we can no longer consider this a soft drink. This additive
> gives a
> new meaning to the names cocktails, highballs and just a good old
> fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name
> of
> "Mount & Do"

> The long term implications of drugs and medical procedures must be
> fully considered. Over the last few years more money has been spent on
> breast implants and Viagra than was spent on Alzheimer's research. It is
> believed that by the year 2030 there will be a large number of people
> wandering around with large breasts and erections who can't remember what
> to
> do with them
>