What Would georgie Do If We Were Hit Again...? What Did He Do Last Time..?

1st Priority.. Anything to do with goats.

2nd Priority.. Photo op with unaware teachers.

3rd Priority.. Informing nation.

4th Priority..Milling about for another 20 to 50 minutes.

5th Priority.. Leave, so as not to look like you are using small school children as human shields.

6th Priority.. Fly to biggest nuclear base you can find to hide behind soldiers instead, as you caresss your nukes in person.

7th Priority.. Go into hiding for atleast 2 to 3 days.

8th Priority.. Figure out a way to manipulate the media to keep from looking like a total coward to a grief stricken, angry and frightened nation.

9th Priority.. Find a bull horn and a fireman to hide behind a few days and a few trillion dollars too late.

10th Priority.. Call henry kissenger to make sure he collected the insurance on the destroyed buildings and that he can cover it all up nicely.

11th Priority... Invade a country that had nothing to do with it.