Iraqis in Lebanon evacuated to where exactly?
Truth About Iraqis
Just heard this: The Iraq embassy in Lebanon has asked all Iraqi citizens to register so that means of safe passage out of Beirut and other cities can be arranged. I laughed my *** off when I heard this. Honestly. This is the real message from the Iraqi embassy: Dear Iraqi citizens and those of you who managed to escape the great purge, Please let us know who you are, where you live, when you escaped our stranglehold, particularly if you are scientists, medics, and all other professionals who have been targeted in recent years. We will send our valiant Iraqi forces (shhh, Badr and Mehdi have volunteered for this auspicious task) to get you out of Lebanon safely. Also, let us know who your relatives in Iraq are, where they live and what sect they belong to. (...) The real message here is: Dear Iraqi patriot and former army officer, soldier, and volunteer, We can't find you. We killed your kin, raped your mothers, sisters and daughters but you still didn't show up. We cannot beat the resistance you have formed for the honor of Iraq, nor can we accept Maliki's reconciliation plan. So please, come and get your pay. We will greet you with drill machines and cranes and ready the swords and daggers to behead you. Come all you valiant, Iraqis...
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Just heard this: The Iraq embassy in Lebanon has asked all Iraqi citizens to register so that means of safe passage out of Beirut and other cities can be arranged. I laughed my *** off when I heard this. Honestly. This is the real message from the Iraqi embassy: Dear Iraqi citizens and those of you who managed to escape the great purge, Please let us know who you are, where you live, when you escaped our stranglehold, particularly if you are scientists, medics, and all other professionals who have been targeted in recent years. We will send our valiant Iraqi forces (shhh, Badr and Mehdi have volunteered for this auspicious task) to get you out of Lebanon safely. Also, let us know who your relatives in Iraq are, where they live and what sect they belong to. (...) The real message here is: Dear Iraqi patriot and former army officer, soldier, and volunteer, We can't find you. We killed your kin, raped your mothers, sisters and daughters but you still didn't show up. We cannot beat the resistance you have formed for the honor of Iraq, nor can we accept Maliki's reconciliation plan. So please, come and get your pay. We will greet you with drill machines and cranes and ready the swords and daggers to behead you. Come all you valiant, Iraqis...
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