Iraq's Partition

Criminals, War Criminal and the American Public fell hook line and sinker at the feet of the lying thieves. Its a Real Mission Accomplished moment if the Iraqi People allow it, lets just see if they do, I wouldn't my chickens.

Moon of Alabama


The discussion within the U.S. foreign policy establishment on the future of Iraq has come to a conclusion. The U.S. will, now officially, work to dissolve the Iraqi nation and state into three independend statelets under a powerless sham national government and, of course, total U.S. control (...) As Col. Lang emphasizes, the seeds for partioning were laid when Cheney and the neocon figures around him ordered the Iraqi army to be disbanded and the de-Baathification of the Iraqi government, i.e. its total annulment. The idea of partitioning Iraq may even have been the very reason for the war. The New Middle East expression goes back to the "Clean Break" document (pdf) prepared 1996 by U.S. neocons as a strategy for Israel's Netanyahu government. The first modern partition Iraq argument was made by Zionist strategist Oded Yinon in 1982. In A Strategy for Israel in the Nineteen Eighties he recommends: In Iraq, a division into provinces along ethnic/religious lines as in Syria during Ottoman times is possible. So, three (or more) states will exist around the three major cities: Basra, Baghdad and Mosul, and Shi'ite areas in the south will separate from the Sunni and Kurdish north. The now imminent, new policy of partitioning Iraq is indeed only the announcement of the result of a process that has been the plan and the policy all along. This is a real "Mission Accomplished" moment...

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Russia to divide the USA into 3 distinct states

chill888, Newsvine, Inc.

Mon Oct 9, 2006 3:23 AM EDT


New President Cheney discusses his recent meeting with Foley at the Senate steam room.

Russia and China today announced that the USA will be split into three distinct regions. The Red States, the Blue States, and Hawaii -- "they will need a place to vacation" - Putin was heard muttering - when asked about Hawaii.

Putin declared that Russia had the right to not only suggest this, but to implement the proposal as they are deeply affected by the constant bickering of sex scandals in the USA, and the fact that the USA is interested in oil - of which Russia produces a lot (even if they prefer to sell most of it elsewhere).

All religious right people in Blue states will be piled into "Freedom Buses" and driven to Red states to avoid abortion arguments, and protests at all the impending gay marriages in Blue States. Florida Governor Jeb Bush -- a supporter of the plan said that his state would only need to ship Gay republicans to the blue states and the 51% of Floridians that voted for Gore in the last election.

All illegal immigrants in Red States will be shipped to Blue States once they have finished building the walls between Red and Blue.

Vice-President Cheney announced that he will be President of the Red Sates. "There's no reason to pretend who's in charge anymore" he announced to rapturous applause at the new capital in Texas.

Blue States have dozens of contenders for President, but all are unpopular.

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Elsewhere, the Canadian Prime Minister announced that he was renaming Canada to Greenland. Denmark promptly renamed Greenland to Iceland - since its cold. Icelanders are amused ... they don't get upset easily..

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