Not satire Maliki: Arab states fear Iraq-style democracy

You friking SCUMBAG, why dont you ask the dead 655,000 Iraqi citizens, if they love you Iraqi Style Democracy? Wanker

Iraq's embattled Prime Minister Nuri al-Maliki has charged that some Arab countries were afraid of democracy because they mimicked the dictatorship of the late Saddam Hussein. "I know why they oppose us, because they fear extension of democracy to their shores. They have this fear because they are a copy of the dictatorship which ruled Iraq," Maliki told Iraqi military commanders Tuesday. Stressing that Iraq was a unified state, Maliki urged its neighbours to solve their own issues before meddling in Iraqi affairs, without naming any countries...

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Layla Anwar

Do you want to hear the latest joke ? Seriously now do you ? Al Maliki, Iranqi's PM , our visionary of the 21st century, is worried that other Arab countries will envy his democracy. I am not kidding you. He said so himself. He used the word "fear". Arab countries fear the new democracy that has become Iranq, because other Arab countries are Dictatorships a la Saddam Hussein style. I wish they were but unfortunately they are not. Had they been , Iraq would still be Iraq and not Iranq. But regardless of your political leanings, you must concede that this is the best joke of the year. I will assuage the Iranqi PM's worries. How about I fumigate you with some incense to drive the evil eye away. Surely we don't want to be coveted by our neighbors. Or maybe I can place a blue talisman around your neck to protect you from the jinns of envy and jealousy. My intentions are real good. I just want to make sure that no one approaches the wonderful democracy you have constructed when your founding fathers landed in Baghdad in American helicopters and you drove in from Teheran or did you take a bus ? People, please don't appprehend our new democracy. There is nothing to fear, we are half dead anyways. Skeletons roaming waiting for their hour of slaughter...

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