"The Decider" to "The Commander Guy"

How about, "He Whose Name Shall Not Be Remembered Very Fondly", the WANKER that bought down the American Empire, with the world watching on in Shock And Awe

Now that George W. Bush has officially changed his self-administered title from "The Decider" to "The Commander Guy", I thought I might take this as an opportunity to suggest a few other euphemisms the president might use to describe his duties with a little bit more panache.

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