Came across this classic. Ahahahahahah Love it

jbones

"The Republican National Committee has announced it's changing the emblem ofthe Republican Party - from an elephant to a condom. The Republican NationalChairman explained that the condom more clearly reflects the Party's currentstance... owing to the fact that a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, andgives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. Please makecertain your Republican friends make the appropriate changes on any of their campaign literature."