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Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Kinky...Oh Hell Yes.

Christy says...KINKY FOR PRESIDENT. Why The Hell Not?


But till then Governor will work.

From his campaign...

Dear Folks,

It's hard to believe that more than ten thousand of you have already signed up to volunteer your help with the campaign. On top of that, thousands more seem to be joining us with each passing week. At first I thought it must be because I was such a charismatic leader. Then I realized, somewhat to my chagrin, that this groundswell from all over the state may not have so much to do with me after all. It has more to do, perhaps, with timing. Simply put, we're tired of this bullshit.

Click here to contribute and help me bring down that bull: http://www.kinkyfriedman.com/contribute.html

That's why, in fact, I'm running for governor. I want to help other people realize their dreams, and I want to be a part of all of us realizing the Texas Dream. It's not about politics; if anything, I'm running against politics and those who toil in its lush, corrupt, rarely rotated fields. I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. Hell, I believe beauticians could run it better than politicians. But I plan to be more than merely a ceremonial ribbon cutter. I intend to bring back the glory of Texas. I'm convinced that, if we all get together, we can knock down that windmill of politics as usual, and we can make that Lone Star shine again.

I'm typing this in the middle of the night on the last typewriter in Texas. My five dogs, the Friedmans, are watching me. They're very excited about the prospect of moving into the Governor's Mansion. They may not know it, but they are one of my two special interest groups, the only other being my fellow Texans. With the support of these two special interest groups, we have already achieved spiritual lift-off. We shall not fail. Together we will rise and shine and bring back the glory of Texas.

Help me make it a reality by clicking here to contribute to our campaign: http://www.kinkyfriedman.com/contribute.html

Love,

The Gov
Kinky Friedman
April 18, 2005
Medina, Texas



--- I LOVE you Kinky...Kick thier asses.!!---

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is the first time I have posted on a blog before, so please bear with me. There are many like minds on here about some of the scheming things that the Bush administration has been up to. Well, I just wanted to inform all you people of what the American government has been up to, to help bring our economy back on track.
Some time ago, shortly after the war had started several American leaders had met with several Nike executives with an idea to creat jobs that would benefit both the Iraqi people and Americans.
We would use the children and the homeless of Iraq to manufacture Nike products. This is beneficial to both countries by providing jobs and also helpping to bring down prices on certain athletic apperal.
If this wasn't starteling enough, this is only a pilot program. Today it's Nike, and tomorrow; who knows. Maybe we can move Lock Head Martin and Boeing to Iraq to handle all of our secret military contracts. Doesn't that just give you a warm gushy feeling in the bottom of your colon? The stamp that once said, "Made proudly in the U.S.A.," will now say, "Brought to you from liberated Iraq"
I find this quite disturbing. Where is the outrage? Why are we the quiet voice of sanity? Can no one else see what this country is bringing the world to?
I wish others were so passionate about what is going on.

20/4/05 1:39 AM  
Blogger Kangaroo Brisbane Australia said...

So do we all anonymous,but welcome and we are happy to have another voice, who cares

20/4/05 1:46 AM  
Blogger Christy said...

Welcome to blogging Anon.

And welcome to Reb Nation.

20/4/05 9:07 AM  

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