PRESIDENT BUSH PULLED OVER AFTER SPEECH!

..I think its parody but with his history who knows??

New Orleans, LA-- After delivering his address on reconstructing New Orleans, President George Bush was stopped by the Louisiana State Police last night.

"We had no choice," said Louisiana State Police Officer Orville Poncheton. "His speech was slurred. He had a glazed look in his eyes. Half the things he said made no sense. And did you see how his mouth was hanging open?"

Mayor Nagin and the Chief of Police agreed. "He may be the President of the United States," said Mayor Nagin. "But when a man gets up in public and says the things this guy said last night, you know he's not in his right mind. I mean, he appointed Karl Rove to oversee the reconstruction. Karl Rove! That's like appointing Joseph Goebels to oversee the reconstruction of Poland."

The President refused the breathalyzer test. He is being held without bail and is expected to be arraigned today. The White House Counsel does not foresee any problems getting President Bush out, however.

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