Bill Maher's Closing Remarks.

These were Bill Maher's closing remarks on his show the other
>>>night...as
>>> funny as it is, it is very sad.
>>>
>>> Mr. President, this job can't be fun for you any more. There's no more
>>> money to spend--you used up all of that. You can't start another war
>>> because you used up the army. And now, darn the luck, the rest of your
>>> term has become the Bush family nightmare: helping poor people. Listen
>>> to your Mom. The cupboard's bare, the credit cards maxed out. No one's
>>> speaking to you. Mission accomplished."
>>>
>>> "Now it's time to do what you've always done best: lose interest and
>>> walk away. Like you did with your military service and the oil company
>>> and the baseball team. It's time. Time to move on and try the next
>>> fantasy job. How about cowboy or an astronaut? Now I know what you're
>>> saying: there's so many other things that you as President could
>>> involve yourself in. Please don't. I know, I know. There's a lot left
>>> to
>>>do.
>>> There's a war with Venezuela. Eliminating the sales tax on yachts.
>>> Turning the space program over to the church. And Social Security to
>>> Fannie Mae. Giving embryos the vote."
>>>
>>> "But, Sir, none of that is going to happen now. Why? Because you
>>> govern like Billy Joel drives. You've performed so poorly I'm surprised
>>>that
>>> you haven't given yourself a medal. You're a catastrophe that walks
>>> like a man. Herbert Hoover was a shitty president, but even he never
>>> conceded an entire city to rising water and snakes."
>>>
>>>"On your watch, we've lost almost all of our allies, the surplus, four
>>> airliners, two trade centers, a piece of the Pentagon and the City of
>>> New Orleans. Maybe you're just not lucky. I'm not saying you don't
>>> love this country. I'm jus! t wonder ing how much worse it could be if
>>> you
>>> were on the other side."
>>>
>>> "So, yes, God does speak to you. What he is saying is: 'Take a hint.'
>>>