Seems appropriate for Faux News Also, I think.
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GOP Cake recipe:
2 cups of hypocrisy
1 cup of lies, h*ate, and innuendo
1/2 cup of repressed s*exuality
1 stick of nauseatingly fake religiosity
1 cup of jingoism (blind patriotism may be substituted)
2 teaspoons of fear mongering
1/2 teaspoon of shameless pandering
2 cups of harmful, v*ile, and inappropriate humor
a pinch of charlatanism (to taste)
½ stick of t*orture
Bake at 350 degrees until u*gly on the outside and dark on the inside.
Let fester for 15 minutes
Toss into the garbage
2 cups of hypocrisy
1 cup of lies, h*ate, and innuendo
1/2 cup of repressed s*exuality
1 stick of nauseatingly fake religiosity
1 cup of jingoism (blind patriotism may be substituted)
2 teaspoons of fear mongering
1/2 teaspoon of shameless pandering
2 cups of harmful, v*ile, and inappropriate humor
a pinch of charlatanism (to taste)
½ stick of t*orture
Bake at 350 degrees until u*gly on the outside and dark on the inside.
Let fester for 15 minutes
Toss into the garbage
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